I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS
I love him, them and this album so freakin much.
fear does not work as long as there is hope
fangirl221 asked: do you think teachers ever though we always start off our questions with "this is a stupid question, but" because their praise includes "hmmm johnny, that's a good question..."
hmm maybe. i never pay too much attention to how students from their questions nor do i really ask questions but it’s an interesting theory